Um... it's been on sale in Australia since November, hasn't it?
...slowly the Grimm Reaper crept up on the unsuspecting and hapless Matt, his steely gaze fixed on his goal...
Matt was startled by the explosion, but even more so by utter lack of body parts, blood spatters or any other debris. Seeing no evidence of an effort to trigger the mines from a distance, he suddenly realized who would sneak up on him yet be impervious to physical harm. Hastily Matt triggered the perfect anti-Reaper defense, a staggered series of pictures of Keira Knightly emphasizing her bosom/utter lack thereof.
Tis just so sad that MrP lacks my invulnerability to physical attacks and would stampede into a mine field but one must expect errors from those who worship Our Lady of Bones and Tabacky.
Uncontrolled movement? Is that what you call it, MrP?