Via whatever means (let's say a stonking donation from Lord Sainsbury), Labour finds itself in possession of a huge amount of cash and in a moment of clarity and cynicism, decides to poach the Conservatives' chief strategist.
Lynton Crosby, he of the dead cat theory, surrenders whatever principles he himself may have and joins the Labour campaign team. Let's say the wake-up call for Labour is UKIP's success in the 2014 European elections, so Crosby comes on board over the summer of 2014, joining a team that should be on a war footing for Scotland and the following year's general election.
Put simply, what does Crosby do? What kind of techniques and messaging does he propose for an Ed Miliband-led Labour Party? And, of course, do they work?
We'd doubtless see a streamlined Labour message in 2015, the 'cost of living crisis' would probably get given a catchier name and banged on about constantly. Cameron would be personally attacked much more viciously, undermined as posh and weird (if he makes the West Ham gaffe, CrosbyLab would try much harder to hammer that home). Of course, both those things are associated with Ed himself in many people's minds, so it may have different levels of success.
For funsies, assume Labour have the same kind of spending power the Tories do - this is an intellectual exercise to try to run a meaner and more Crosbyesque 2015 campaign for the party.
Lynton Crosby, he of the dead cat theory, surrenders whatever principles he himself may have and joins the Labour campaign team. Let's say the wake-up call for Labour is UKIP's success in the 2014 European elections, so Crosby comes on board over the summer of 2014, joining a team that should be on a war footing for Scotland and the following year's general election.
Put simply, what does Crosby do? What kind of techniques and messaging does he propose for an Ed Miliband-led Labour Party? And, of course, do they work?
We'd doubtless see a streamlined Labour message in 2015, the 'cost of living crisis' would probably get given a catchier name and banged on about constantly. Cameron would be personally attacked much more viciously, undermined as posh and weird (if he makes the West Ham gaffe, CrosbyLab would try much harder to hammer that home). Of course, both those things are associated with Ed himself in many people's minds, so it may have different levels of success.
For funsies, assume Labour have the same kind of spending power the Tories do - this is an intellectual exercise to try to run a meaner and more Crosbyesque 2015 campaign for the party.